Burgenstein
Senior Staff Writer

Dave is a long-time gamer who grew up just a few short blocks away from Michael in Philadlephia's glamorous Mayfair section. Though high school English teachers initially pitted them against each other, a rampant gaming addiction and general lack of coolness brought Dave and Michael together (in a totally non-gay way). He contributes reviews that often rip a medicore game a third corn chute.

Now a grizzled gaming veteran, Dave began gaming in his mothers womb with the very first Pong machine. He has a weakness for failed gaming ventures (*cough* Sega CD *cough*), and he absolutely must own every handheld gaming system that hits the shelves. Like all grown-up game players, Dave splits his time between multiple platforms including GameCube, PlayStation2 and GameBoy Advance. The latter allows him to maintain his sanity while his better half watches The Princess Diaries.

Loves:
The Mark of Kri, Fire Pro Wrestling A, Super Monkey Ball 2, Eternal Darkness, Contra: Shattered Soldier

Hates:
Universal Studios, Wrestlemania X8, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

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